It only takes six words to write a play...
Social Studies Teacher: Read the Book!
Clarence: I really should.
Mrs. D: He said what?
Mr. D: He really did!
Interviewer: Favorite computer?
Interviewee: Parker Pen.
Interviewer: You’re hired!
Mom: Did you mean that?
Son: Yes, Mom.
Ma: No.
Pa: Yes.
Ma: No!
Pa: Yes!!
Grandma: Try negotiating.